10 reasons why you should & should not date a bodybuilder

 

 

I have been with a bodybuilder for years now, and at first I thought I had it made. I mean to find a guy who maintains his abs on a regular basis which is my number one pleasure of men, come on, jackpot! But over time being with a sexy, muscular, and built bodybuilder has its annoyances sometimes. My bodybuilder husband and I have kids together and it has been a great for years, but sometimes due to the fact that he is a bodybuilder I have to scream as well as love him more. I'm always asked how is it living with a bodybuilder? What truly comes first, you or the weights? How is he in bed? So I composed a list of ten reasons why you should or should not date a bodybuilder

10 reasons why you should date a bodybuilder

1. They keep in shape

2. Their muscles alone make any other man rarely appealing to you

3. They encourage physical and behavioral healthy life styles

4. They make you feel like Lois Lane, always protected and never to be messed with.

5. Their strength can be a great benefactor for sexual positions (ha ha)

6. They will keep gym membership up and active even for you

7. They are able to pick, and hold you up like he-men's (we women love that)

8. They are not regularly hairy and if they are it's only a matter of time they get it fixed.

9. Children might be in your future for when at times parading around the house naked becomes normal to him and extremely hard for you

10. You might feel the need to take a cue from them and diet & exercise if you don't normally eat healthy or exercise.

10 reasons why you should not date a bodybuilder

1. They tend to nag you about your weight even if you are average size (This just means in bodybuilder terms that some leanness on you would make you look hotter. If you're already hot with a nice shape, they might as well test the waters more and get you cut or toned up)

2. Everything you start to put in your mouth they will read off the number of calories in that particular food

3. They can be cocky about themselves a little too much

4. Everything relates to the arm muscle (bicep). An example would be watching a horror movie and I say, "Michael Myers is so scary." And he would say "I'll knock Michael out with one blow." As he will then hold up his arm making his bicep bigger looking back at you and smiling like he just save the world.

5. Every day is a gym day that takes top priority, even over you sometimes.

6. Because of their bigness and muscular strength at times they tend to hold no gentle touch. They are like rough teddy bears and sometimes a play hit can feel serious.

7. They always like action movies because they can relate to the heroic manly, built and muscular man probably wishing it was them. So going out to see another genre will be hard

8. They are forbidden to allow you, themselves, and even kids go fifty feet of distance of anything FRIED. Fried food is devil food (except on cheat days when they turn into hypocrites)

9. Everything they wear must reflect their muscles which will tend to drive you crazy but women are like that in dressing up so it's a mutual nag.

10. They spend more time in the mirror looking at them more than you do.